Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when
\nher neighbor peered over the fence.<\/p>\n
Interested in what the\u00a0 cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he
\npolitely asked, “What are you up to there,\u00a0 Nancy?”\u00a0 “My goldfish
\ndied,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking\u00a0 up,” and I’ve
\njust buried him.”<\/p>\n
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a
\ngoldfish, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
\n“That’s because he’s inside your fucking cat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the\u00a0 cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there,\u00a0 Nancy?”\u00a0 “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking\u00a0 up,” and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.schwanzer.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}